My Crypto Christmas List

Dear Santa, 

This year I’ve been extra good on the blockchain. I’ve held my Bitcoin and added during dips. I never sold my ETH even though it dropped faster than an icicle. I always posted my calls in the telegram and didn't rug anyone. Even though the markets are down, I still want crypto for Christmas. I know you and ZachXBT are close and you can see based on my wallets, I should be on the nice list. Here’s my Christmas list: 

10 LINK tokens because it is the best tech in crypto. 

9 Solana to fuel my crippling gambling addiction; I mean micro cap trading strategy. 

8 AVAX coins because 2026 will be the year we see one successful crypto game. 

7 Monero because the government shouldn’t track your sleigh or my finances. 

6 Fartcoin for the culture. 

5 TAO tokens because AI and Santa’s workshop belong on the blockchain. 

4 Moonbirds because Spencer will make the $BIRB airdrop one for the record books. 

3 ETH because I believe in Tom Lee. 

2- Pudgy Penguins because they are the face of crypto. 

1- Bitcoin because BTC is king. 

Sincerely, 

The Beluga Intern. 

P.S. 

Please put coal in Hayden Davis’s stocking.